Sauron's Holiday Song

This probably still needs work, but in honor of the season, I give you "Twelve Days of Conquest."

On the first day of conquest, my minions brought to me
The One Ring that subjugates the free.

On the second day of conquest, my minions brought to me
Two Fallen Towers
and the One Ring that subjugates the free.

(Let's skip to the final verse...)

On the twelfth day of conquest, my minions brought to me
Twelve Beornings Dancing
Eleven Rangers Striding
Ten Hungry Hobbits
Nine Nazgul Riding
Eight Fell Beasts Flapping
Seven Shards of Narsil
Six Palantiri Sons of Elrond
Five Dwarven Kings
Four Elven Lords
Three Silmarils
Two Fallen Towers
and the One Ring that subjugates the Freeeeeee...

It would probably be better to have Wizards at 5 and Dwarves at 7, but being able to belt out '5 Dwarven Kings' is probably worth the loss of canonical association there.

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